Saturday, February 28, 2009

Rapture Debate

As part of the preaching series on life, death, heaven, and the Resurrection the subject of the Rapture became quite the conversation starter. As part of that conversation, we had a talk-back debate one Wednesday night. Here is the audio of that conversation.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Country music funnies

There are just some songs that need to be spoofed:

It's not that I hate Carrie Underwood. I just like fishing more.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Welcome to change

The world is probably now well aware of the passing of the Stimulus Bill. That bill will be heading to the President's desk with all expediency.

Hmmmm. That word reminds me of something. What was it?

Oh yes, I remember now.

As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals. Our Founding Fathers, faced with perils that we can scarcely imagine, drafted a charter to assure the rule of law and the rights of man -- a charter expanded by the blood of generations. Those ideals still light the world, and we will not give them up for expedience sake.

These were words spoken by President Obama upon his inauguration. The words struck me as biting and cutting to the outgoing President at the time. They were words meant to point at the decisions of President Bush to restrict freedoms to preserve security.

But now those words strike me as being hollow and devoid of meaning or substance. This stimulus bill has been pushed, at break neck speed, through the process of legislation. Republicans are complaining that the Democrats reneged on their word of allowing 48 hours to review the document before a vote. I'm simply flabbergasted that a 647 page bill filled with intricate and subtle financial projects was not allowed adequate time to be read, reviewed, and argued.

President Obama has established that he was the leader that will take us into a change. What change is he leading us into? I see nothing new. Except maybe to further remove us from the Founding Fathers ideals of this nation has been established upon.

The way I see it, if this is going to be business as usual, why don't we just eliminate the Constitution and the full document of the Declaration of Independence. I say get rid of them because the ideals that President Obama and the people who are guiding him into the decisions that are being made really only care about the opening lines of the second paragraph of the Declaration.

People forget what the Declaration of Independence was all about. They remember the lines "blah blah unalienable rights blah blah life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness." But the Declaration of Independence was so much more than just the perceived right to get what you want to make you happy.

The Declaration of Independence was a rallying cry for a people who's government had forgotten the responsibility that government has to the governed. Those founding fathers, as we have come to call them, were holding king and country accountable for the duty of seeing the common good of all people within the boundaries of the nation. There were no political parties involved. There were no lobbyists at work for special interest groups. It was group of people who believed that government was to be accountable to the people.

In fact, the words following "pursuit of happiness" state just that fact.
That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed,...

Government exists at OUR consent. Those people who sit in those beautiful, grand buildings in Washington, D.C. sit there because we allow them to. Those people get to spend their time on C-SPAN and all the talk shows because we allow them to. Those people get to write laws and govern this nation because we ALLOW them to.

When I see something like this stimulus bill passing without due diligence I have to wonder, "Why do we continue to allow this kind of behavior?"

The very next truth that is self evident (of which the government's power is derived from our consent is one) is that when the government abuses that trust the people have given, the people have the right to alter or abolish the government and establish a government that will effect safety and the happiness as they see fit. Welcome to the idea of revolution.

It is time for a revolution. It is time to get rid of the attitude of aristocracy in the government. It is time to remind politicians that they do not have self-interests or personal agendas when they sit in office. They do not have the right to receive gifts or incentives from lobbyists or special interest groups in return for favorable legislation. They are not there to represent the minority voice. They are there because we allow them to. Regardless of who we vote for, they sit there because this is a government for the people, by the people.

Let's put career politicians, lawyers in office, and lobbyists in their place: back in the workforce looking for a real job. Let's dismantle the machine that runs D.C. and replace it with the heart for the nation.

Saturday, February 07, 2009

Growing a Church's DNA

Here is something I am playing around with for a larger piece I am trying to write.

Growing a Church’s DNA

D.N.A. is the collection of proteins that combine to give each of us our unique and individual make up. It truly is the foundation material of our identity. People can be identified through D.N.A. People can also be connected to others through sharing of D.N.A. (from parent to child). D.N.A. is remarkable in giving us a basis for our identity and relating us to others.

Each church has DNA also. There are some fundamental elements that help give us identity. There is also a basis in our DNA for how we relate to one another and the people around the church. DNA does not limit us in who we can be. It only offers us the foundation for growing into who we are. Each church needs to identify its DNA and compare it to the One who gave birth to the church, Jesus Christ.

A United Methodist Church is to be a place of practical divinity. Practical divinity is a phrase drawn from John Wesley’s opinion of his work. He was not a systematic theologian – he didn’t write thick books on which he explained who God was. He was more concerned with who God is in our lives. His writings reflect a concrete application of scriptural revelation concerning the nature of God. Practical divinity is about making God’s nature a reality in people’s lives. John Wesley strove to do that in 18th century England. We are about making God’s nature a reality in people’s lives in 21st century community.

Our purpose or mission is to make disciples for Jesus Christ for the transformation of the world. We do this by four means: mission, witness, nurture, and discipline. The church serves as the connection point or hub to engage people in a life of discipleship. We invite people to encounter God through mission and witness. We grow people in becoming followers of Christ through nurture and discipline. Then we send people out to minister and be agents for transformation in the world. Supporting this mission these values that cannot be compromised for any reason.

First, we constantly remember that Christ is the source of our strength and identity. No religious institution or tradition, no individual’s personality or qualities can supply all we need. Only Christ, the Savior and Redeemer, our hope and salvation, can be the source of strength and identity for what we do and who we are.

Second, we must keep our focus on people. Christ did not come into the world to transform religion or to reform the world. He came to be among his people and to heal their hurts. He went where the people were. He listened to their stories. He saw their needs. He never took his eyes off of the people. We must always look at Christ’s people.

Third everything we do should be a source of healing, or at the very least cause no harm. Christ’s teaching and healing were inseparable. His mission in the world was to proclaim freedom and healing. Our efforts should intend no harm to anyone but should be done with the intention of leaving that person better than when we first met them.

Fourth we can never give up. Christ is our source of strength. The world cannot overcome the victory we receive in the name of the risen Lord. He has overcome death and the grave, our mortal enemy. He gives us hope and reason to celebrate in everything. So we must give thanks to God and continue to persevere in the expectation of overcoming.

Fifth, we face the unknown and the new through imagination, innovation, and adaptation. Christ told the disciples he was about to do something new. Every opportunity we face should follow Christ’s example. We allow ourselves to do something new in order to accomplish mission. We adapt to the surrounding situations in order to minister more effectively. We cannot allow ourselves to be stuck in complacency or stagnation because we haven’t done something before. Christ ministered to the Gentiles, the unwashed, the diseased, and the outcast. We approach ministry looking for new ways to heal and help.

In order to fulfill our mission and honor our values, we place principles or guiding standards around our lives and activity. Above all else, we put ourselves in a position to seek the Holy Spirit’s direction and power. In order to reach God’s people and do God’s mission thus fulfilling God’s will, we must seek the Spirit’s guidance and power. If we do not begin at this point, we will be ill equipped to do anything else.

To fulfill our mission of inviting, we need to remember to do two things. First, always remain outwardly focused. The church was born for the people who are not yet part of the church. Jesus called on his disciples to go into the world baptizing and teaching people about him. This implies that we are called to focus on people who have never been a part of the church. Second we need to build and maintain loving, caring relationships. This begins in our homes but extends into every relationship we have. If people do not perceive that we love or care for them, our invitations will be hollow and return empty.

To fulfill our mission of growing, we need to concentrate on five areas.
• One, learning and growing in our walk with God and with one another in a safe and affirming environment.
• Two, train, model, and practice daily spiritual disciplines.
• Three, come together regularly and faithfully to worship God in ways that engage our hearts, minds, souls, and bodies.
• Four, teach and encourage all members that they are stewards of God given resources and challenge them to give sacrificially for the sake of Christ and others.
• Five, identify recruit, train, and empower leaders to be servants to the entire body.

To fulfill our mission of sending, we have two important principles. First, wisely administer all of our resources to provide the maximum amount of support and hold one another accountable that we are being honoring and answering to the DNA through the use of our resources. Second, network with other churches and faith-based organizations with compatible DNA to ensure the widest possible ministry effort and provide hope and healing further into the community.

A church’s DNA amounts to its Purpose or Mission, Values, and Vision or guiding principles. Everything a church does is based on enhancing the DNA. Each action or decision is compared to the DNA and then carried out only as it truly honors and answers to the DNA. Once the DNA has been formulated the leadership of the church seeks to understand and live it out. Each member is taught and expected to accept the DNA of the church. This may sound tyrannical or hard-lined. The truth is that if people cannot identify with who the church is our mission will encounter resistance. If our mission is resisted we cannot live what God calls us to be. If anything does not honor or advance the DNA of the church, it is dropped. From this position the church is ready to move forward in the mission field with Christ our shepherd.

25 Random Things

Just because I did it over on my Facebook page:

25 Random Things about me.

1.) Short, fat, bald, nerd - of those only 1 of them can I change. Others I might change I choose not to.

2.) I'm religiously opposed to green beans.

3.) I have rattlesnake-head shaped big toes.

4.) If I could live anywhere in the world it would be on the property of Walt Disney World. Preferably within walking distance of one of Epcot's gates.

5.) The two things I always wanted to be growing up were: a fireman-paramedic and a forensic pathologist. Mostly because I loved Emergency and Quincy growing up.

6.) One of my favorite jobs has been radio d.j. at a country music station.

7.) I'm not a musician. I'm just a guy who plays guitar (poorly) and sings (badly).

8.) I love photography. I'm trying to improve my ability with that. Some day I hope I can get good enough to show some of it.

9.) If C.S.I. is on, I will most likely flip over and watch it (see #5).

10.) My God-given purpose in life is helping others become everything God has created them to be.

11.) I would love to sit down and have have coffee with Alton Brown.

12.) The most famous people I have ever met were Billy Sprague and Dave Ramsey.

13.) I think I'm a better cook than I really am.

14.) When life gets too stressful, and I'm dealing with people at the end of my limits, I find that virtual violence is a great release.

15.) I say "crap" entirely too much. But it is such a versatile word.

16.) My most treasured earthly possessions would be my comic book collection and my collection of G.I. Joe figures. And my Bibles. And the scrapbooks my mother made for me. And the map from my Pappaw's service in W.W. II. And my library.

17.) My favorite work of literature would be A Christmas Carol.

18.) I can eat good B.B.Q. ribs any time.

19.) There is nothing as frustrating as pedestrians.

20.) My mother is the strongest, most faithful person I know. If I would aspire to be like anyone, it would be her. She faces the crap of this world with a strength that circumstances cannot provide, but comes only from the depth of faith of a life lived in surrender to Christ.

21.) My best friend growing up in high school was my sister. She was the one who I felt I could share anything with. And it's not because I have plenty of "stuff" on her. She could make me laugh and hack me off quicker than anyone. But she was the best friend I had.

22.) Andrew, my youngest son, is the person who makes me happy. He has a sense of humor and natural comedic ability. He can say the right thing at the right moment to make me laugh hysterically. And he likes to wrestle.

23.) Nicholas, my oldest son, is the person I am most proud of. He frustrates me quite a bit. But that is because he and I are so much alike. But he is a smart kid. And I look forward to watching him become what God has planned.

24.) Lisa is the person behind me, pushing me, challenging me, keeping me honest, and bringing clarity to everything that happens around me. She keeps me aware of the important things in life. She deflates my big ego and boosts my failing spirits. She knows me better than anyone and yet still is willing to spend the rest of our lives together. I'm worried about her.

25.) There is nothing more important, nothing more substantial, and nothing more valuable to me than the faith I have in Jesus Christ. It defines my life and decisions. It is the only way I face reality. I may not get "it" right all the time. Failures and doubts still darken the landscape of life. But by grace and love, I know that there is more to life than how I far I've fallen. Life is how far God is willing to go to bring me back.

Friday, February 06, 2009

Don't account on me

President Obama sure seems to be following through with his dedication to transparency in D.C. We are less than 1 month into his term and so far 4 of his picks for prominent positions as Cabinet members or advisers have had tax problems. This isn't about the fact of their failures. This is honestly about the transparency that we have seen. The sad truth is that if these 4 had not been moving into positions as visible as they are, there would have likely been nothing come of their infractions. They would not have been held to account for it. They would not have been penalized or punished in any way. But because of the public nature of the offices, they were held to account.

But how much of that accountability was proactive to beat the Republicans to the punch?

I say this because I'm in a generally cranky mood. Everyone seems to talk the talk of ethics and holding people account. But do we really want people to do this. Honestly, look at the culture we live in.

School kids ("good" kids as well as trouble makers) don't have a problem with cheating. The banking industry is having to be bailed out because we have allowed our economy to be built on debt and lending. Oh yeah, those same banks are constantly being busted for taking our tax money (that's what the government bailout was - our money) and using it for the same practices that got us into this situation. Which, by the way, was our money we gave to them to manage. You have to dig into people's past with the skills of a private investigator to find out if someone's resume is filled out honestly and that they went to the schools they said they did or performed the jobs they claim. And what was the last excuse you gave to get out of a speeding ticket?

Do we really want someone to hold us accountable to a good life? Do we really want someone getting up into our stuff and pointing out our failures? Do we want to live out the responsibility of Christians to "encourage one another day after day, as long as it is still called "Today," so that none of you will be hardened by the deceitfulness of sin." (Hebrews 3:13). Do we want a pastor who will "reprove, rebuke, exhort, with great patience and instruction" (2 Tim 4:2). And we definitely don't want anyone to carry out Christ's instruction in Matthew 18:15-17 if we cause offense.

I know I'm not perfect. Anyone who has been around me more than 8 minutes knows that. I offend people. I make people mad. I say things that don't set right. But I tell people straight out: if I offend you, make you mad, set you off then hold me accountable. I can't promise to not screw up. But I can make myself open to seek forgiveness and restore relationships. I live with regrets and mistakes, just like we all do. But when they happen, I try to make reconciliation possible. But it has to begin with me being willing to face accountability.

And to any law enforcement officers who may stop me for speeding, I have no excuse. How much do I owe?

Thursday, February 05, 2009

Revelation ch 5 and 6

Revelation chapter 5

Revelation chapter 6

Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Turpin is on the map

Yeah, it's been a while.

I was playing around with Google Maps today (when I should have been working on Revelation Bible Study - yeah, I haven't updated that in a while either).

Any way.

I put good ol' Turpin in the Google Map search line. Up popped the familiar overhead satellite photo image of our little corner of heaven in the panhandle. But there was something new. Turpin has a Street View.

What is a Street View, you may be wondering? Well this is Google's newest idea. They are sending out special vehicles to photograph places around the world from street level. They use spherical camera units to give a full panoramic, total view of the area.

Turpin's picture is from the south side of town on highway 64 heading to Hooker. It is across the street from the Post Office. The really cool thing is that this hasn't been done everywhere yet.

So Turpin has made it on the Google map. Check it out at and enter Turpin OK in the search line.